Admittedly, we have always been skeptical of the current craze for categorical ranking. Whether it's The 10 Most Common Causes of Food Poisoning, Six Reasons to Avoid Prague, The Five-Fave-Food-Trucks East of La Brea or Twelve Ways to Know That Your Spouse Is Shtupping the Nanny , we at TLCA find this crude exercise in paraphrase vaguely patronizing. And yet ... Timmy does have his favorites and against our better judgement, he has listed here in this preview The 5 Best Contemporary Painters Working Today . (Spoiler alert: There are no surprises)